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Friday, August 5th, 2005
9:11 am
ahh i have a day off
And today will be lovingly filled with nothing but sloth.

well until tonight that is cause i'm going toNEO BABY!
Thursday, August 4th, 2005
10:57 pm
Well shit. . .just was crusing around Exits website, and yup I was right. Pictures of me on da wall.

Damn thoes doms are hot. Jer I hate you so much for screwing up tonights exit fun.
10:43 pm
Well crap. . .
Work was alright, didn't make to much but eh its cool.

However I was going to go to exit tonight with Jer. . .

But that pig fucker backed down . . .PUSSY!!!!
so my plans are blown outta the water. . .

oh crap.
12:28 am
And the real update
So work was crazy . . .kept getting all these HUGE tables(which if you've never waited befor usually can tip REALLY well, but damn its sooo much more work) all day long. Was barely able to keep up with it all.

However in they way that I do, not only was I able to handle it all(cept for once but I'll get into that later . . .man what a story) I also made some good money today.

I arrive to work a little late . . . bout 11:52 for a 11:45 shift. Which once again gets me in NO trouble. My bosses love me for some weird reason, I mean I even was able to get all that time off so I could drive to North Carolina on less than a weeks notice. . .

But ya so I get there chill for a few min and BOOM . . . things blow up.
A table of 4 then shorty after a table of 7(good times on that one. . .they even left like a 14 dollar tip. And to follow another table of 5. Nothing to hard, but they were power seating me(not more than like 3 min to get one tables drinks befor the next sits) which I can some times handle . . .luckly today I was on my game. So things go like that for another 80 min or so, standard lunch rush.

But I had this one table really stand out. Absoultly the most wonderful two people. This mom, and her daughter(think the daughter was about 12 or so) were so nice. I actually enjoyed talking to this table and made extra time here and there to stop by and chat.
Quick background time - - - Now normally I'm VERY against lying as a general rule(there are always exceptions but I don't wanna get into that now), but when I'm talking to people I find that certain stories will work me a better tip. So people get told that I'm a musican, but I don't tell them about the jam side of it. . .just my undying love and devotion to play, they get told that I'm currently in collage(people are more likely to tip better for a hard working collage student. . however I am planning to go back to school so it won't be a lie much longer), they get told that I'm majoring in busniss and minoring in music. . . once again I do plan do get all that, but needs to be in school for all that. Well other than that tid bit I'm normally quite open and truthful with all the guests. . .no real need to tell any other false hoods, my life normally is diverse enough to get along and talk with most anyone.

But I digress. . .So I'm talking with this table we do some talking about school, music and then get into some old comidy shows that the mother used to watch and I still would if I could be around when they get played. So as the meal progresses we beging to get very informal with with each other and just joking around. So we are talking/cracking sokes and i'm now playing Dave the server/entertainer. And towards the end of the meal the mom asks me if I preform as a comidian.
Now I was floored at this, like totally shocked. Cause yes some times I do picture my self as a funny person, but I never thought I was funny enough to ever do really stand up(still don't) or anything of the sort. Still it felt so great to get such a nice compliment from some people. And unlike normal when some one says something nice about me to my face(normally I just turn red and get ultra shy. . . something I have been trying to end as time goes one), this time I just stood there let then talk said thanks chatted for a few more then went about my way.

Well enough for now I need a smoke. I have more but eh . . . mabey I'll say more mabey I won't.
12:24 am
Well as much as I would love to take credit for this, I must bow befor the power that is Greens keepers. Now I know some of you all know who they are(I hope), but this has to be one of best songs about a movie I have ever heard.

Its called lotion, and its even more powerful if you listen to it, or . . .hehe get your hands on the music video(all scenes from Silence of the Lambs).





I'm looking down the hole, you're looking up at me
You're cold and tired, that is easy to see
Lower the rope to you, a bucket on the line
Your membrane will be soft and smooth, and your heart will be mine

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
Yes Precious, it gets the hose

Oooh ooh ooh
Oooh ooh ooh

The look inside your eyes drives me from control
Evoking visions of my favorite caserole
And if I eat your heart, I'll also bite your soul
And when I'm done with that, I'll use your skull as a bowl

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
It gets the hose

It puts the lotion in the basket
It puts the lotion in the basket
It puts the lotion in the basket
Yes it does
Put the lotion in the basket
Put the lotion in the basket
Put the lotion in the basket now
Put the lotion in the basket now
Yes it does

Oooh, ooh, ooh
Oooh, ooh, ooh

The night is very cold, I'm feeling kind of week
I think I'll make myself a cap from your right buttocks cheek
And then I will go walking with my little dog
And then I'll bury you underneath a log

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
Yes it does, Precious

It puts the lotion in the basket
It should put the lotion in the basket
Oh put the lotion in the fucking basket, bitch
Put the lotion in the basket

Oooh ooh ooh
Oooh ooh ooh
Oooh ooh ooh

Current Mood: Evil
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
10:05 am
Hmm ya know Exit this thursday sounds like a good Idea.
9:33 am
I am the sloth god!
So after being lazy for a day or so I decided its time to update again.

Thursday - Left for North Carolina
Friday - Was still driving to NC. We finally got there after about 18 hrs in the car, and I was only allowed one 45 min nap.

But it was all good got home Sunday and the Sheela is now moved far away.
I do hope it all works out for you dear.

So on other news damn time has been flying by for me. The days just seem to melt into eachother. Not sure why, but I almost like it. Would be nice, however, to have some more free time but eh its a living.

Work is going well, and have become friends with the entie staff(well almost there are a few assholes there).

Slavo so sorry for missing your b-day. Hope it went well.
Sunday, July 24th, 2005
6:53 pm
Wow am I tired.

Got to go home early today, so looks like I'll be able to get some much needed rest. Gonna do as little as needed.

But for now. . .I need to smoke a joint.
Later
10:30 am
Gaa went to neo last night. Soo tired. So done.

And I so gotta be at work in 1.5 hrs for another FULL day of work.
This is gonna kille me one day.

But for this week it is needed.

Cause (Warning wandering hippie mode in effect) this thursday i'm gonna drive to SC(I think, or some where round there). Sheewah you got yer self a Jeep.
Gonna help move her down so yet another road trip for me.

Man I need to win the lotto so I can do this stuff with out having kill myself working to afford.

And its time to go now take a shower
Saturday, July 23rd, 2005
10:20 am
And Then . . .
Also I got a dance last night with Whip_Hand.

Something I dont get to do very often(usually cause i'm all over your man at the club hehe). But thanks hon for the dance, good times.
9:52 am
Dear god yesterday. . .
So much work. . .so much running.
They had me working in the cafe yesterday, so instead of just having three tables I had 6 fucking tables all of which wanted drinks, and some wanted to eat.

Crazy things happened.
Like this one chick sits down yells at me for a beer(its lunch)
Then when I bring it out SHE POUNDS IT! Then turns in to the nicest thing ever.

And some chick proposed to me.
Well okay she was drunk(hehe) but it still counts right???

K well after a damn long and crazy day I finally hit neo.
A BLAST. Darkman was there with a small army for a b-day party(Folks he's fun at any sort of party b-day or not . . .make sure you invite him)
And all the others what normally go.

Had some drinks and boom . . .its like 1:30 and my little brother shows up.
Is a shame I left when I did, cause whipviper showed up while I was leaving. . .aww and I so wanted to hang with her some more(sorry, but you understand dear).

Anyway I'm off to do it all again today(and quite possiably neo also again tongiht!
Friday, July 22nd, 2005
3:10 am
Woot exit fun!!
Well tonight was intersting. . .

Was gonna hit up exit with Spaceangel77, but she had to bail. . .
Something about her walker being lost. . .ya know how it is with these old folks.

But anyway ended up getting a visit from some of my old friends, who wanted to hit up some bar in yorkville.

Now the bar had 75 cent beers, but really it was a shit sports bar. And that is just so not my scene.

So I suggested Exit.
They said yes.

And they never knew what was about to happen.


These *ahem* morons screamed and yelled at me till I went on the wall(which was the plan anyway) and finally after I just walked off to make them shut up and get my turn, I find them in front of me cheering and yelling.

I was able to tune them out for a while, but damn these boys need to learn how to act at this place. No mannors at all.

Even the dom asked me if they were ruining my "State" of mind.
Still twas a good night . . . one of them wants to come back with out the other two and hit the wall.
So looks like I'll have to go again soon with that one.

Oh there is also a new dom working there.
Tall, HOT, and knows how to use a paddle.

Good times eh?

Well bed time.
Later all.
Thursday, July 21st, 2005
1:02 pm
So yea exit tonight
If ya wanna go and need a ride post here, or shoot me an email.
Wednesday, July 20th, 2005
1:14 pm
So last night I was DRUNK!
So not just a little drunk I was smashed.

I also remember sitting down infront of my puter and replying to some posts.
And only now will I go check what I have posted.
Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
8:03 am
I so need a new puter.
Monday, July 18th, 2005
10:08 pm
Today was fun.
Work was nuts(which meant it went by fast), and afterwards I hung out with a few people from work.

Which actually was a blast.
Glad finally to get a chance to get to know a few of em.
Hmm mabey i'll go to exit this thursday. . . .
Sunday, July 17th, 2005
12:56 pm
Dude, Where's my car!
And thats all I have to say about that.
Friday, July 15th, 2005
8:43 am
Erica and I did it like the greeks, or I can't believe how bit it was. . and i ate it all
Or the title of this post could be "Then I smoked a joint, got pulled over and let go.

Well anyway lets start from the start of my night.

Erica and I haven't been able to chill for quite some time so last night was gonna be a good night anyway(weird and funny things happen when we get togeather and hang), but it started out like a nomral night.

I show up, get ma hug, and off we go to the mall for food and conversation(and secretly on the hunt for cholcate). But the resturants there were PACKED! So off to Oakbrook mall for da *ahem* "Greek stylings".

And all I have to say is wow.
Appitisers and desert all we had.
My world was rocked.
Then we tried some uzo(sp?) and ended the night sipping on some cloudy liquor.
Got back to her house and went for a walk(we split 3 deserts we needed to walk some of that shit off).
Erica twas a great time we need to do it again.

And one would think that after that I could go home and just relax.

No not me . . never me.

See my head was a hurting really badly after i left her place so i pulled over farther down her street and rolled a joint all quick like.

bout 10 min after smoking it my headach is gone and i'm rocked(ahh dank doobies . . good stuff). Oh yea i'm also driving my youhger brothers car with the rocken sound system. Now why am I driving his car. Well he got his shit suspended so he can't drive his car. But I can. So i get tailed by a cop right after i get back on butterfield from 83. Remember i'm really high also.
Then pulled over shortly after she started to tail me.

So i'm like eh np, been through this dance befor. Will go through it many more times. Cept nomrally im not fresh from smoking with weed hiding under the seat.

Cop "Good evening I'm Officer so and so and I pulled you over tonight sir because your plates came up with a suspended D.L."
Me "Oh hey man no problem I was expecting this. See I'm Dave not Russ, and my DL is just fine."
Cop "Can I see some ID and your insurance"
Me "Right on, here ya go"
Cop looks at my eyes now. hehe
Cop "Sir have you had anything to drink tonight?"
Me "Yes I did mam I had a glass of ouzo at a Greek resturant today. Can't remember the name of it but its some place down in Oakbrook. . Great food and deserts there I would. . ."
Cop "Okay sir about how long did you have that drink?"
Me "Oh ya know bout 2.5 hrs ago"
Cop "Well sir I am going to ask you to step out of your car for a min okay. I just want to make sure your okay to drive. Your eye's look all glossy and glazed over" this is me laughing in side DUH YOU DUMB BITCH I"M HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of course they are gonna be red.
So she does the follow the pen trick, which I can pass under any sort of condition(my high school friends and I would drill eachother on that untill we had it down perfectly.

And Once again I get let go scotch free.

Yea its good to be the jew.

Current Mood: happy
Thursday, July 14th, 2005
5:37 pm
And todays suck
So I have to work this saterday. . . until close.

So naughtynurse, slave, and jill.
I won't be able to go up with ya.

But. . . I will be up there after work.

So, Jill murphy can go fuck him self, slavo I can hit on you all night, and Naughtynurse we can talk bout music.

Cause I needs ma whiplash.
Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
10:47 am
I'm lazy and thats why it takes me so long to update
So yea I feel great the shows(alough they were a bit costly 40 bucks a show and 10 dollars a day to park)were a blast and once again I wanna go back on road and start to tour again.

The line up was
New Monsoon
YMSB
Umfree McGee
Keller Williams
Spear Head
String Cheese Incident

Each day there was 7 full sets with the last one being eighter a superjam(first day's show ended with 17 people on stage doing an AMASING jam of Franklins Tower) or a band duel(second show was Umfree's and String Cheese rocking out at the same time).

The people there were wonderful.
Everyone I talked to acted like we were old friends and would just chill and talk to whoever said hi. This I miss.

But the good news is now that I'm working and making money again I can start to go see all the shows that I want to again. So NaughtyNurseBits the min I find a good show to hit we are there.

But yea gotta get ready for work . .
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